Dear diary. Hi I’m Girlygirl. I know I know that’s a funny name for the fact I’m a boy. Well I’m not really a boy. I’m 33 years old I’m in 6th grade I live with my mommy and I have a pink moehawk. I’ve ALWAYS wanted to work at McDonald’s. My worst enemy is Manlyman, and he works at Burger king. Well I’m going to tell about my past life. One day I got up and almost forgot to feed Goldy (Goldy is my gold fish.) . After that I went down stairs and ate some of mommy’s home made waffle’s…….. I saw the sara. Shes the cutest girl I’ve ever seen. Then Manlyman came along. It ended up that Sara was Manlymans gf ( Manlyman is 12 years old and Saras 12 years old). Saras faveorite animal was a unacorn. After I figured that out my faveorite animal was a unacorn. I had so much fun at school. All the other girls said if I did what they wanted me to do I would be the best employee that has EVER worked at mcdonald’s. The part I didn’t like was walking home. Manlyman and his buddys would beat me up…. They said that it would help me keep my balence when I’m serving the costemers. So I NEVER screamed for help and I NEVER tryed to fight back. I would always come home to my mommy and say that I tripped in P.E.. Every night I would talk to Goldy then have a tea party with my frinds, prinsses mirmade, Teddyweddy, unicorn prinsses, and bob the builder. There was one morning that seemed weird, but it was a blue sky. All of a sudden my mommy screamed, ALIENS!!! I started doing experimants on Goldy and Goldy turend into a huge Gold fish that could live out of the water, he didn’t even have to live in destiled water. Anyways after I did experements on Goldy, Goldy jumped out of the water and flopped outside and scared away the aliens…… Now every day Goldy comes to shool with me and Manlyman hasn’t beat me up. And now I’m living happely ever after!
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I don’t know what to type about myself, so I’m just going to start with……… My hair is brown, I don’t know my eye color, my skin is tan, even though I live in Oregon, I’m tall, I’m in 6th grade, and I’m NOT the smartest…….. Oh ya and I’m VERY random……. Lol! This is weird……. I’m not really use to this blog……. Hehe! I’m still learning how to use this blog…….. I type REALLY slow….. Lol! Jenaya was just talking about being a slow typer….. Yesterday I had soccer practice……. I miss my best friend sam……..I haven’t seen her for about a year……… I’m being overly dramatic……… It’s only been like 3 months, but it feels like a year…….. I REALLY like animals…….. Ok well i have to go……. Bye!
